Seed pod of Sacred Datura
Lovely blossom of Sacred Datura, photo taken in Moab, Utah on Potash Road
I have always disliked Halloween and considered it a nuisance 'holiday', especially when my kids were growing up. I was a good mom and made costumes for my little ones and helped them to assemble their own when they got older. But, I felt dragged into the whole fan fare and was relieved when it was over. I was lucky enough to live in a rural area where very few Trick Or Treaters pestered me. I thought I had become of an age where I could totally opt out, but apparently not. Now, my friends have grandchildren old enough that I'm pulled into the orbit of their Halloween. David and I had to dress up for Halloween this year to humor my friend whose grandson was coming to Trick Or Treat at her house. I was struggling to come up with a costume idea when my friend asked me on the phone, "Well, what do you want to be?" I said, "Filthy %^&* rich!!! And you?" David didn't want to do it at all, which meant his costume responsibilities were foisted onto me, The Wife. My first idea was to be 'Jon And Kate Plus Eight.' I already had a blond wig I could use. I was going to get 8 baby dolls from the dump, tie a length of rope around their necks and drag them behind me. As 'Jon,' David would not have to dress up at all since Jon and Kate just got a divorce, so he didn't matter anymore. However, I could not get the dolls together in time, so I had to bail on that plan. Then, I thought "Ocotomom!" You may recall that woman who gave birth to eight babies a year or so ago. I was going to get eight dolls and duct tape them around my stomach. They would each face outward, arms and legs extended as if pleading for help. I was going to get a pair of those big wax lips we used to get for penny candy (now THAT dates me, doesn't it?). Over-sized red lips would make me look like the Octomom, Natalie Sulia. She claims she never had silicone shot into them to make her look like Angelina Jolie, but I don't believe her. Anyway, that plan was also foiled for lack of time to round up les enfants. So, I had to go with available material and be Ruby Robinson, Star Of Stage And Screen. David was my body guard, 'Bod,' for short. When I asked him how I looked, he said "My dear, you are just a vision of loveliness." I think somebody had been into my datura seed stash.
You are a vision indeed! That mask is truly scary- reminds me of some bad dreams I have had- oh wait- that wasn't a dream- it was from Women's Weekend many years ago.....!!!! But you are a hot scarey woman!!!! Glad you came and dressed for the occasion. We'll just make sure there is good food and then David will continue to come, right?
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Just waaaaaaaaait a minute now.............I just saw you on the corner of Canyon and Folsom in Boulder Saturday night.........looks like the screen star career is on hold? and ALSO, you were passing out little minute packets of seeds...............something doesn't add up Ruby :) Ha!
ReplyDeleteomigod.....those photos are a vision all right.....of the impending doom that is surely headed our way.....can't pick out David, because his costume is so good. You are a no brainer...why didn't you wear a costume??
ReplyDeleteDavid was the one wearing bubble gum pink heels. You should look out because I could have my man, Bod break your knee caps. All a' youz.
ReplyDeleteActually, I want to go back to the Jimson Weed because it does have such a beautiful flower given how nasty it can be. And "The Teachings of Don Juan"? I have read Castaneda since college days lo those so many years ago.
ReplyDeleteThat should read "I have NOT read".
ReplyDeleteThe Mod squad is back.
ReplyDeleteI did figure that the reference to Carlos Castaneda would produce flash backs to the 70's for many readers. That dates ALL of us who know the book even more than wax sugar lips! But the MOD SQUAD????? Who would admit to knowing about that? Doesn't my man Bod look good as a blond Link?
ReplyDeleteI am not sure if I should go to your hair dresser or David's??
ReplyDeleteDavid wins my vote. The man from Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteWonderbar!!!So enjoyable blog dear Robin... I just love Ruby!!!and bod well he gets my vote.
ReplyDeleteVERRRRRY INTERESTING!
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